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Currently Available Monkeys
	Brian Brian is field hockey nut, and is also secretly a county-wide Parcheesi champion. He loves his mother very much, especially when she makes him ricotta-stuffed manicotti (no spinach!) with holiday nut loaf (it's a vegetarian thing). Brian aspires to one day pay all of his bills by giving private Parcheesi lessons.	$23 Order!
	Lester Lester loves to rollerskate, but because of his excessive height it is difficult. So every weekend he goes to the community center to take lessons from Mr. Franklin. In his spare time he dabbles in magnetic poetry, reading his creations at the local poetry slam (on rollerskates, of course). This sometime ends in unfortunate hot-beverage-disasters.	$25 Order!
	Jimmy Jimmy likes all things "Jimmy." His favorite musician? Jimi Hendrix. Favorite song? Jimmy Cracked Corn, and I Don't Care. Favorite food? Jimmys! (the candy) Favorite actor? Jimmy Smits. Favorite weekend activity? Jimmying locks open. Don't worry - he only does it to his own locks.	SOLD
	Terrance Terrance hails from Detroit, MI. He was left by his mother at a very young age on the steps of Ford Field. He enjoys street hockey, spaghetti-Os, and getting jiggy with his buds. But jiggy-ness and spaghetti-Os, he is finding, are NOT a good combination...	$18 Order!
	Malcom Malcolm loves crossword puzzles and BocceBall. He loves to grill veggie burgers and corn on the cob. He feels that big guys should watch out for and protect the little guys. But Malcom finds that his tough exterior often frightens these "little guys." So he is considering a makeover but fears the change would be too jarring in his ho-hum life.	$18 Order!
	Chuck Chuck loves basketball and hanging out at the 7-Eleven. His favorite color is orange (or anything in a plaid pattern), his favorite food is angel hair pasta (plain with a little salf) and his favorite song is "Strangers in the Night." Chuck doesn't have the best luck with the ladies, but is taking singing lessons and French... to make himself tastier!	$18 Order!
	Buddy Buddy is just a baby. He conditions his fur every day to keep it soft and fuzzy. He enjoys peek-a-boo and animal crackers. He also enjoys a good nap, often taking several a day. Must be nice, Buddy!	$18 Order!
	Morgan Morgan is known throughout the land as Morgan the Magnificent. Why, you ask? He has earned his positive reputation by saving petunias, snapdragons, and jonquils from the terrible treads of inconsiderate passers-by. His horticulturally camouflaging cape enables him to swoop down and trip would-be aster-assassins before they destroy the flowery meadows in Magnaburg.	Available only at Crammed Organisms
	Georg Georg (pronounced Gay-org) is known by all the townspeople to be easily influenced. Just last winter, he found a trail of breadcrumbs and followed it deep into the forest before he realized he was lost. His sister, Olga, watched the folly from a tall elm tree and giggled as he stumbled through the woods. Her laughter ended when they were chased from the forest by Helga the Hag, who wished to eat the young monkeys.	Available only at Crammed Organisms
	Marty Tra-la, tra-la! All day long! Marty insists on skipping everywhere he goes, collecting flowers all the way. This is a nice practice in theory, however, the flower gathering often leads Marty down dark alleys and into unforgiving neighbors' yards. He is oblivious, however, to the scorn he receives from the town because he sees himself as a floral Robin Hood. He picks from the rich and arranges bouquets for the poor.	Available only at Crammed Organisms
	Kei Kei's downstairs neighbors are quite fed up with his constant need to practice sumo wrestling in his apartment. For those not familiar, sumo wrestling involves throwing salt on the floor and a great deal of stomping and growling. For awhile, his neighbors welcomed the free rain of salt and collected it in pans beneath the ceiling cracks. But when Kei invited his friend, Hasuri-san, to spar one night, the flimsy floors gave way and they stared naked chubby buns in the face.	Available only at Crammed Organisms
	Drake Drake enjoys plotting. His favorite scheme is to open Oreo packages, lick out all the creamy filling, and put the chocolate cookies back inside. This infuriates the village monkeys of Hamletshire and unbeknownst to Drake, they are planning a mutiny. His reign as Evil Overlord of Hamletshire is about to come to a dramatic, crashing, disastrous halt. Meanwhile, Drake has entertained himself by sitting in his window, thundering, "Mwah-hah-hah!"	Available only at Crammed Organisms
	Lenny Lenny is super-proud of his "hot pants." However, his friends all make fun of him because not only are his pants not short enough to be legally considered "hot," but the excessively high waist on them qualifies him for grandpa lookalike status. Lenny spends his days perfecting his surfing moves, but they are all in vain because he lives in Stromsburg, Nebraska, where the only thing one can surf is cornfields.	Available only at Crammed Organisms
	Zach Zach just can't get a break. He's 14 years old and still hasn't had his first big growth spurt that comes with the coveted puberty years. No matter how much he eats, or how many pounds he adds to his barbell, he just can't bulk up! His parents tell him to be patient, but Zach just wants to be competitive on his water polo team.	Available only at Cranky Yellow
	Loomis Loomis always has a trick up his sleeves even though he doesn't wear shirts. Last week, for example, Loomis frightened his siblings by placing plastic bugs in their bowls of rice. His greatest prank to-date is when he convinced his mom to drive him all the way to the beach on a school day under the guise of a lost Trapper-Keeper. When they got there, he laughed, "ha-HA!" and tore off into the ocean, giggling.	$25 Order!
	Delaney Despite his tough exterior, Delaney is actually a softie at heart. One time, he was 3 1/2 hours late to work because he stopped to inspect and care for an injured pigeon. When he relayed this event to his coworkers, they recoiled in horror at the disease Delaney's hands were sure to be carrying. He was allowed into the lunch meeting that day, but only after a vigorous "scrubbing in" witnessed by his boss.	Available only at Cranky Yellow
	Archibald Archibald, or Baldy as his "friends" call him, is the star roller in the all-roller-skate version of MacBeth. After years of taunts like, "Hey four-wheels, try some blades!" and being clotheslined when skating past the cool kids, Baldy is finally on top! His director is currently contemplating an all roller-skate version of "Hair," so Archibald is already training naked in his apartment in anticipation of a starring role.	Available only at Cranky Yellow
	Jones Jones' unusual name is the result of many years of embarassment due to his first name, Applegate. For this reason, he encouraged his friends and classmates to call him by his last name. This proved useful in the working world, where his nondescript name allowed him to blend into the background of the cubicle farm. Blending in means no tense visits to the boss-man's office.	Available only at Cranky Yellow
	Josiah Josiah sings the high tenor part in Salt Lake City's premiere barbershop quartet. They perform mostly at senior citizens' birthday parties, hospital openings, and barbershop anniversaries. Their favorite song to-date is "Goodbye My Coney Island Gal." Josiah keeps his pipes in shape with vigorous vocal calisthenics each morning to his neighbors' great dismay.	$18 Order!
	Girard Girard's favorite activity in life is accompanying his grandmother to the weekly farmer's market and carefully choosing his family's produce one item at a time. Last week, Girard got a little sidetracked by a cute little monkey who was selling picnic blankets. He thought she was sweet, but later found out, she sold him scraps not big enough for even his tiny little hiney.	$15 Order!
	Harvey Harvey is a peanut farmer in Leesburg, SC. His friends make fun of him because he tries to model his peanuttery after Peter Pan, but they all know that Peter Pan is fictional and doesn't actually make peanuts or their butter. They have tried to convince him to look to George Washington Carver instead, but Harvey holds fast in his adoration for the boy who never grew up.	$18 Order!